Friday, September 2, 2011

Short order

MLB: “I’m hungry.”
Me: “Me too.”
MLB: “Make me some breakfast.”
(Long pause.)
Me: “So... like... put some cereal in a bowl and... like... pour milk on it for you? ... I don’t understand.”
MLB: “It was worth a try.”
Posted by at 10:46 AM

2 comments:

  1. MLBSeptember 3, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    "Make US some breakfast."

    I hate being misquoted. And in view of the policy of full disclosure, it was delicious.

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  2. MaiaSeptember 5, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    You weren't misquoted. That was on Saturday you said "us." On Friday you definitely said "me."

    Related: On Saturday, you got breakfast. Hm... could there be a connection?

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