Hello, Tuesday night.

Fantasies collide: Senator Mark + Han Solo

Oh my goodness gracious.



Confession: I do not even know or care what they are talking about. Something about airplanes, I assume. I just turned down the volume and watched them sit next to each other. I don’t know why they had to clutter the video up with those other guys, though. No offense, other guys.

Can someone tell me if this meeting is going to keep happening every year? Because this video makes a really nice addition to my Stalkerish Collection Of Media Featuring Sen. Mark Begich Just Barely Touching Harrison Ford, and if it’s going to keep growing, I’d better make room on my hard drive.

Actual screen grab of my desktop in the Alaska Dispatch newsroom, circa 2010.

PSA

“She-Ra: Princess of Power” is now streaming on Netflix. I’m not coming out of the house until I’ve found Loo-Kee 68 times. See you in a week or two, world.

Very Mary-missing

Let’s talk about the fact that there have been no new episodes of Very Mary-Kate in, like, forevsies. Her absence makes it brrr in the place where I should have a heart. I’m going to need a mango-Klonopin smoothie to make it through. Or just, like, watch them all again from the beginning for like the eleventyeth time. Whatevs.

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